I'm painfully aware of the implications of admitting the following, you're all going to think I have serious daddy/Electra issues, that's ok, I don't mind.
My first memories of men were like all other girls, my dad, my uncles, my older cousins. I grew up in the 80s most men at the very least a kick ass Burt Reynolds wanna be mustache. But the men in my family had the full look! I remember thinking as a kid that my dad looked just like Lt. Riker from Star Trek, and he was such a bad ass, so by default my dad, because he had a similar beard, must also be a bad ass, the logic behind this is shakey but you try to tell that to a four year old.
This has imprinted on me a serious appriciation for male facil folicals.
As an adult when it comes to men there are only few things that I think automatically make a man sexier, an exelant laugh, red hair, and most importantly a thick, well maintained beard! I love them!
I don't have a preference to color, length; texture doesn't even have much of a baring on my level of attraction. It's all about how a man wears it.
Yes some light scruff, from a day or two of not shaving is always nice, and I would never snub my nose at it, and I will always appreciate the evil twin quality that a well maintained van dyke has, as well I'm kinda partial to the way every guy in his 20s with a goatee looks mildly like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
But when it comes down to it, when push comes to shove, at the end of the day I'm always going to see a full beard as the sexiest option for a man.
Lets discuss the benefit a beard offers:
Firstly, on a purely biological level, men who can grow a quality beard, most of the time, have ideal levels of testosterone and are great for baby making. OBVIOUSLY this isn't my main interest when it comes to men, at the moment I have enough trouble taking care of myself never mind a baby, but it's good to keep in mind I case one gets to that point in a relationship.
Number 2, lets be honest, a man just looks manlier when he has a kick ass face bush! No matter how strong and independent you are as a woman, you're a complete fucking liar if you say "I don't like how it feels when a man who looks like he could sweep me off my feet and take me away to a magical land where I don't have to worry 'bout a damn thing ever again, has interest in me" just admit it bitch, you love it!
C) You can not beat the feeling of a a beard while it brushes against your cheek when you are cuddling, or the way it tickles your nose when you kiss. I love running my fingers through a guys beard when we are laying in bed, stayibg awake all night, talking about nothing. There's a major difference from running your finger through his hair, it just feels, better.
My love for beards is so deeply rooted in me that on a regular basis I will see a man who is perfectly attractive, that is interested in me, that I just have zero interest in due to his lack of mug bristles. It's a boarder line pathology.
In celebration of my love for well grown men, and one year of sharing my awkward inner self, I want to officially announce the:
2013 Bearded men of MaeSea contest!
Official rules and how to enter will be posted August 22, 2013 on the MaeSea Facebook page, click below to follow!
Fuck you.
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