So because I'm a narcissist, and basically communicate like I was dropped here with only minimal esl classes I want to organize a Maebonics dictionary page to help you decipher what the hell I'm saying. But I want your help too!!! What are some weird/awesome ways I say/phrase things that you aren't sure about, message me to let me know?
Here's what I have so far that may or may not be included in the blog yet, basically things that I know I say that some people are like "che what?"
Buff-a-que- the combination of BBQ sauce and Buffalo sauce! It's Hella yummy fools!
Whatevs-basically "whatever" but I'm too lazy to say the whole word out!
Totes-again kinda lazy my version of "totally"
Bt-dubs-still lazy! "by the way" yes in its written form it is basically the same number of characters, but I have my phone set to auto correct "btw" to Bt-"Dubs" for your ease of read, and my ease of write :)
Mos def!-my version of saying definitely, this is not out of laziness, more because my brain can never remember how to spell definitely, and I all too write "defiantly" "mos Def!" is my way to side swipe the screw up
William h Macy-so my mom hates when I use the lords name in vain, so instead of using "jesus Christ" I say William h Macy
Cereal?!- basically my substitution for the word "serious?!" I am just a dumb ass.
For realsie?-saying "for real?!" sillily
Fts-"Fuck that Shit" its a shortening, but I use it often when conversating.
Waffle-adapted from my 11th grade home room teacher who had a weird ass accent/speech impediment maybe?
Jeally-the way that I that I express envy of something that one of my loved ones are telling me about
Bone-my favorite synonym for copulation.
A-dors - my way of saying something is cute
Momes - moment
Here's what I have so far that may or may not be included in the blog yet, basically things that I know I say that some people are like "che what?"
Buff-a-que- the combination of BBQ sauce and Buffalo sauce! It's Hella yummy fools!
Whatevs-basically "whatever" but I'm too lazy to say the whole word out!
Totes-again kinda lazy my version of "totally"
Bt-dubs-still lazy! "by the way" yes in its written form it is basically the same number of characters, but I have my phone set to auto correct "btw" to Bt-"Dubs" for your ease of read, and my ease of write :)
Mos def!-my version of saying definitely, this is not out of laziness, more because my brain can never remember how to spell definitely, and I all too write "defiantly" "mos Def!" is my way to side swipe the screw up
William h Macy-so my mom hates when I use the lords name in vain, so instead of using "jesus Christ" I say William h Macy
Cereal?!- basically my substitution for the word "serious?!" I am just a dumb ass.
For realsie?-saying "for real?!" sillily
Fts-"Fuck that Shit" its a shortening, but I use it often when conversating.
Waffle-adapted from my 11th grade home room teacher who had a weird ass accent/speech impediment maybe?
Jeally-the way that I that I express envy of something that one of my loved ones are telling me about
Bone-my favorite synonym for copulation.
A-dors - my way of saying something is cute
Momes - moment
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