Nov 27, 2012

Please send resumes and letters of intent to my email

List of stupid things I'd like to find in a boyfriend:

  • He's tall, like 6'+
  • He's hairy, has a beard, has a hairy chest, other hair is optional (I don't even honestly mind a lil back hair)
  • He will at least indulge my video gaming if not play with me.
  • He enjoys reading enough that he will read the crap I write and give me some feed back
  • He likes music, (my ex could give or take it and that was really boring)
  • He likes food, I like trying new foods, and experimenting with cooking, I want someone at least willing to join me in the adventures
  • He HAS TO like animals
  • He likes to entertain the hypothetical, I have quite an imagination, and sometimes I like to just ramble about things that are never going to happen
  • He doesn't mind long drives, watching movies, long showers, walking around with nowhere to go
  • He doesn't drag me to the mall unless its a necessity
  • He doesn't mind my love for gadgets, he doesn't have to indulge just accept
  • He understands that my best friends will always be ranked really high in my life, like up there with air
  • He doesn't mind the idea of random adventures, day/weekend/month/year long trips with little planned
  • He has to at least be mildly interested in history, random facts, gaining new knowledge

Here's a few deal breakers:

  • He uses the phrase "I don't read"
  • He's obsessed with any kind of sport/hobby/activity that it interferes with his interactions with other human beings on a regular basis
  • He can't easily be classified as an alcoholic, or really use any sort of substance on a daily basis,  


1 comment:

  1. NoelleNovember 28, 2012 at 3:20 PM

    At the risk of sounding like one of those smug women in a couple, you know the type, I really hope you find him!

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