Jan 3, 2013

A Modest Proposal for 2013

I've been giving this a lot of thought. And I think, after much contemplation and soul searching that I've made my decision.
I have decided that as a nation. No! As an English speaking world, we must unite and correct the wrongs of our forefathers. We must work together and make a stand. Make changes in our everyday lives!
It is our responsibility in this digital age to get the word out and share this with all our friends!

I propose that from this point forward we all actively, daily make a conscious effort
to call the rooms we sleep in a "broom"
And while we are at it rename existing brooms "sweeps" to make for consistency in the closets with mops.

Are you with me people?!!!! 2013 is our year!!!




I also realize how not awesome this is compared to the original modest proposal, but I try.

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