Mar 28, 2013

You've got mail!

It is an ongoing joke between me and my best friend that "your period is like Christmas for the sexually active," and that tampon boxes should open from either side and be labeled appropriately "trying" and "avoiding" for where ever you fall on the baby making spectrum. And should include and encouraging message on the inside flap reading

For the trying: 
 "Better luck next month!"


For the avoiding:
"Congratulations, you are not the mother!"



What might be slightly more disturbing is the back and forth text message that we send back and forth to each other whenever out aunt flo decides to say Screw it when it comes to her schedule book.



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