Aug 31, 2012

I really love ice cream!


I'm basically lactose intolerant. I can't eat pretty much any dairy with out having gut wrenching pains soon there after. Followed by a not so pleasant trip to the loo. But it doesn't stop me, nope not one bit. Cereal with milk, pizza with extra cheese, Buffalo wings with extra blue cheese, feta crumbles on my burgers, and the caveat, Ice Cream! I love it, the way it melts in your tongue, the way it cools your whole mouth, the way the smell of it gets stronger as it melts in your bowl. There's nothing bad about its. I make no apologies for eating it.
Ok that's a lie I make one apology pretty much every time I eat it.
Only apology I make about ice cream is to my stomach, and that sounds a lot like an abusive husband apologizing to his battered wife "I'm so sorry, I'll never do it again I promise! It's just so hard I never think about what I'm doing, and how much I hurt you till after the fact, please forgive me!"
And eventually my stomach does and we move on, until the next time, and we end up right back in the same situation, repeating history.

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