Aug 27, 2012

Beef I Would Have With My Girlfriend if I Were A Dude



I hate chick flicks. They are formulaic, and usually somewhat depressing, and always so far from how relationships are in real life that they are more than a little frustrating. That's how I felt for most my life. I would cringe whenever I saw Ashley Judd in a TV promo, knowing that if I were seeing a girl at the time would want to drag me to see it. Then talk for a week afterwards about how sweet it was, and soon there after that start bitching me out for not being willing to jump off a moving train to rescue the pink hankie she never carried around that her grandmother never gave her on her death bed. Ultimately I end up being hated by a girl because I'm not Patrick Dempsey, and never will be.  
But here’s an interesting turn on that particular situation, since I am in fact not a dude, and I do have monthly visits from my aunt flow, which leave me emotional, with horribly tender breasts, and most importantly, completely irrational, I do enjoy a good, “lady-empowerment” Cameron Diaz/Uma Thermin /Jennifer Aniston movie, preferably if it also has a somewhat homely best friend who gets The, or at least A guy in the end. 



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